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January 16, 2022 - 2nd Sunday in Ordinary Time
Divine Delivery

A businessman ordered flowers to be sent to the opening of his friend’s new branch office. When the businessman got to the event, he was shocked to see the flowers with the inscription “Rest in Peace.” He was so outraged that he stopped at the florist to complain.
“It could be worse,” the florist said, “Just think: Today someone was buried beneath a floral arrangement with the inscription ‘Congratulations on Your New Location!’

One for Every Room

One Sunday our priest announced he was passing out miniature crosses made of palm leaves. "Put this cross in the room where your family argues most," he advised. "When you look at it, the cross will remind you that God is watching."
As I was leaving church, the woman in front of me walked up to the priest, shook his hand, and said, "I’ll take five."

Confession

En route to church to make his first confession, my nervous seven-year-old grandson asked me what he could expect.
"Confession is where you tell all the bad things you’ve done to the priest," I told him. He looked relieved.
"Good. I haven’t done anything bad to the priest."